When I die I want stats on my entire life. Just like in a video game when you hit pause and check out how you’re getting on. Red dead II for example; 176 people trampled, 27 guns owned, 8 horses purchased, etc etc etc.
My memories not always the best and how accurate are they anyway they’re just stories we tell ourselves about events we witnessed or were part of. I want the data just hard facts.
Spent 1467 hours listening to Warren Zevon
Watched the Sopranos 56 times
Ate 275 pizzas
Visited 47 countries
Spent 390 hours on planes
Talked for 6'000 hours
Listened for 12'000 hours
Drank 1'000 bottles of whiskey
Gave a head pat to 2'000 dogs
Cooked 21'000 meals
Read 1000 books
Improved 250 people's lives
Walked 1'478'420 steps
Earned €2.1 Million during your lifetime
Spent €2 million in your lifetime
2'900 hours on the toilet
1'000 hours singing in the shower
1 kiwi successfully peeled and eaten
156 music concerts attended
You were once 50ft from Bob Dylan playing the harmonica on stage
Fingers crossed this is taken on board if not already in practice on the other side. I’m waiting for my life stats and it’s going to be in the top 5 first questions I have, if there’s a chance at all to ask.